T’was the Night Before Thanksgiving

T’was the night before Thanksgiving, when all through the house Not a husband was stirring; left that to his spouse. The table was set by the wife with such care, In hopes that the in-laws would all soon be there. The children were snuggled and nestled in beds, While visions of turkey legs danced in their heads. Me in my curlers, Farmer in his John Deere cap, Had finally settled in for a long Thanksgiving nap.

When on the back porch there arose such a clatter, I yelled “Farmer! Someone is taking your ladder!” Over to the slider I ran like a flash, My face to the window my nose I did smash.


The mercury light that was all a glow Displayed to me what I had to know. When what to my confused eyes did appear? But a gaggle of turkeys and one lonely deer.


They formed a line so neatly and quick I knew in a moment they’re up to a trick. Then from the sandbox came more of the same The deer whispered and pointed and called them by name.


“Now Thomas, now Stuffing, now Cranberry Sauce! On Gravy, on Pumpkin. Listen! I’m the boss. Take that ladder and go on up to the wall Now dash away, dash away, do not fall!”


As dry leaves that swirled and floated on by
Those that didn’t land in the pool flew in the sky.
So up to house with the ladder they flew
With the deer pushing, pulling and shoving a few.


Then in a moment I heard up on the roof
Another fat turkey and deer on the hoof.
As I stood there and looked all around
They went to the window with hardly a sound.


The ladder was moved over and held with a foot
The turkey in camouflage with his face covered in soot.
A rope and a crowbar he had on his back
Looking this way and that way ready to attack.


His face was flushed, his eyes were quite wary
His cheeks were puffed out and his nose was so hairy.
In his beak was an ice pick, carried just so
His wattle was tied back with a black leather bow.


He pecked at the window with the pick in his teeth
And broke it open and threw out my wreath.
He worked through the hole being careful of his belly
He slipped, got cut and bled like red jelly.


He moved to the counter with such grace and stealth
He’s taking my turkey!” I wailed to myself!
“Farmer get up, get out of the bed
We got a live turkey, he needs to be dead!”


The turkey was busy going to work
He heard me, then turned with a jerk.
He dashed out the window with the turkey in tow
Yelling “Get out of here, follow the doe.”


The deer sprang to her feet and gave a shrill whistle
She started to cuss when she fell on a thistle.
I heard the Tom turkey squawk as he flew out of sight
“There will be one less Turkey this Thanksgiving Night.”

About Diane Loew

Diane walked out of high school down the aisle of her church to meet her new husband and onto the farm. Little did she know the changes that she would face. Mother of four sons, 3 daughters-in-law, 8 wigglies, countless dogs, cats, goats and other pets over the years she shares her life with her Farmer of 44 years. She farms with her third generation husband on their family dairy farm in West MI. They milk 700 cows three times a day in a double 12 herringbone parlor. They farm about 1200 acres. Diane does all the office work, helps in the fields and loves to help the herdsman/vet with different procedures. She also works part time at the bookstore in her church. She is happiest when she is cooking and baking for her family. They try to meet around the Sunday dinner table after church each week to regroup and spend a few minutes together before the crazy week starts. In her words “I love where God plopped me and with the life he’s given me. I am blessed beyond imagination.” You can follow her blog and Facebook where you’ll find stories that range from technical to humorous to inspirational. You can also test out some of the great food she serves her family and the treats she takes to the farm for her employees.

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